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Blonde Breastfeeding Joke

by Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor on September 28th, 2007

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast is hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

She says, “Why, Officer?”

“Because your breast is hanging out.”

She looks down and says, “OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!”

Source: mommyguide.com

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