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Breastfeeding 1-2-3

August 24th, 2008

Big Brother

For a laugh, watch as big brother Eddie wants his turn breastfeeding (it’s not what you think)!

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By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 5 comments

August 19th, 2008

Do Your Breasts Have a Nickname?

Thelma and Louise? Lucy and Ethel?
Have you given your “girls” a nickname? Does your nursling have a special name for your breasts? My breasts — and I am sure the world really needs to know this — are called “mum-mums” (interestingly, the same as the name for nursing, “mum-mum,” while the breast milk is […]

By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 9 comments

August 10th, 2008

Breastfeeding Observations of a Six-Year-Old

When my newborn was two days old, my six-year-old came to sit next to me on the bed and asked conversationally, “Is baby nursing well? Does she like it? She’s a funny baby. At first she won’t latch on and then you have to get her on and then she nurses and likes it.”

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By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 1 comment

July 2nd, 2008

Typical Three A.M. at Nine Months of Pregnancy

Me: Ooh, my hip hurts!
Me2: And my arm is asleep!
Me3: And I have to go the bathroom!
Me: Alright, time to get up. Roll over gently and sit up.
Me2: Wait! My tummy muscles didn’t expect that belly weight!
Me3: And my bladder! It’s squishing my bladder!
Me: Stop whining and stand up.
Me2: Oooph.
Me3: I’m up! I hope […]

By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 1 comment

July 1st, 2008

Breastfeeding Babies and Their Nursing Nicknames

A while back I asked for reader input on what nurslings call breastfeeding. Here is a compilation of some of the subtle — and not-so-subtle — code words children use for nursing!
boobs
booby monster
deets (from “You want to eat?”)
I love you (awww!!)
milkies
milky time
mimi’s
mommy moo moo juice
more
mum mum
na
na na’s
neesh
num num
nurse
nursies
nursing
[sign language signs for “milk” or “please”]
side (as […]

By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 4 comments

May 28th, 2008

Wordless Wednesday: A Little Breastfeeding Humor

By: Chispita_666

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By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 7 comments

April 17th, 2008

Breastfeeding Humor: Milk for Baby

This morning my three-year-old lavished my pregnant belly with kisses for her little sister. I can see her mind working through the fact that there will be a new baby in our lives sometime soon. She stated with great certainty, “The baby will sleep.” (I hope better than you did, sweetie!) I know I cannot […]

By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 4 comments

February 25th, 2008

Even More Wacky Search Engine Terms for the Humorous Carnival of Breastfeeding

Welcome to the latest Carnival of Breastfeeding: What’s so funny about breastfeeding? Breastfeeding humor is one of my favorite topics. In the past I have had a lot of fun with the silly search engine terms people use to end up at Breastfeeding 1-2-3. Time for another installment! For more breastfeeding funnies, check out the […]

By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 6 comments

February 9th, 2008

Shake It Baby, Shake It

In my house, breasts are called “mum-mums” or, well, “breasts.” So I am not sure where my 3-year-old came up with this one (although we already know she has a knack for mixing up words).
My daughter was dancing around the room, possibly even “shaking her booty.” When she wanted me join in, she commanded, […]

By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 0 comments

January 23rd, 2008

Wordless Wednesday: Don’t Tell Grandma That Was Her Lipstick

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By Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor -- 3 comments