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Breastfeeding 1-2-3

by Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor on December 12th, 2007

In no particular order, some funny breastfeeding sayings on t-shirts and bumper stickers seen on Cafepress.com:

1. Why buy the cow when you get mama’s milk for free?

2. Mothersucker.

3. All night milk bar.

4. Weapons of mass lactation.

5. Choosy toddlers choose breastmilk.

6. If nursing in public offends you, please feel free to put a blanket over your head!

7. Silly Daddy, boobs are for babies!

8. Blissed out on breastmilk.

9. My honor student was breast-fed.

and one of my favorites:

10. Mommy’s milk is better than any udder milk!

Emily
Dec 13, 2007 at 8:28 am

Milk, Straight from the tap.
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Kristen King
Dec 13, 2007 at 9:45 pm

Angela, these had me laughing out loud! Do I feel a tee shirt coming on, or what?
Grace
Dec 14, 2007 at 9:48 am

ooh, Kristen.. a t-shirt would just be too funny, wonder which one of the 10 sells like crazy…
Jill
Dec 14, 2007 at 3:26 pm

Ack! Too funny! I particularly liked #10, too. :)
workout mommy
Dec 14, 2007 at 9:36 pm

Those are great!! You should definitely put them on a tshirt. #4 cracked me up!
Alicia Sparks, NAMI Affiliation Leader
Dec 17, 2007 at 10:39 am

I like 4 and 10, haha.
brittany
May 26, 2008 at 5:34 am

what kind of people are you to show this on the enternet.