Breastfeeding 1-2-3

Top 10 Wackiest Search Engine Search Terms

by Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor on January 21st, 2007

Don’t worry, I don’t know the identities of the people who made the following internet searches to find Breastfeeding 1-2-3 (although I sure am curious about them)! I also wonder what crazy stuff I’ve been writing to attract such traffic! At any rate, I got a kick out of the fact that people are searching for:

1. “make money faking celebs on photoshop” (Shame on you!)

2. “shopaholics tests” (If you need a test for this, something tells me you are indeed a shopaholic.)

3. “babysitting vocabulary” (Huh?)

4. “pimp t-shirt sew” (Can’t help you there.)

5. “new year resolution & loop hole” (Already looking for the loop hole? It’s still January!)

6. “newscaster nipple pictures” (No comment.)

7. “how can i move a treadmill upstairs?” (Good luck with that!)

8. “shouting babies” (You have my sympathies — breastfeeding can certainly help calm shouting babies!)

9. “twelve sleeping maids” (I couldn’t resist “Googling” this myself and learned that it’s the name of a solitaire card game.)

10. “lactation obsessed blog” (Okay, you got me on that one!)

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