Typical Three A.M. at Nine Months of Pregnancy
Me: Ooh, my hip hurts!
Me2: And my arm is asleep!
Me3: And I have to go the bathroom!
Me: Alright, time to get up. Roll over gently and sit up.
Me2: Wait! My tummy muscles didn’t expect that belly weight!
Me3: And my bladder! It’s squishing my bladder!
Me: Stop whining and stand up.
Me2: Oooph.
Me3: I’m up! I hope my water doesn’t break.
Me: Don’t be silly.
Me2: I’m thirsty. Get a drink of water before going back to bed.
Me3: But then I’ll have to go again soon!
Me: Doesn’t matter, you need to stay hydrated.
Me2: And besides, you’ll have to move your hips and arms again anyway.
Me3: Try resting on the other hip this time.
Me: Oooph.
Me2: I just hope I can go back to sleep.
Me3: Feel that? The baby is kicking!
Me: Good, now I know she’s okay.
Me2: Goodnight.
Me3: See you at 6 a.m.
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1 opinion for Typical Three A.M. at Nine Months of Pregnancy
Maria
Jul 2, 2008 at 9:43 am
I’d laugh, but it’s too true! :)
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